calibornsbottomhoohoo:

what if when we die everyone who had died already just kept on doing what they were doing so the afterlife theres like a bajillion new dr suess books and every ghost has like an iphone7 and everyone is going to go see shakespeares newest play

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soaringinadream:

My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this pictureimage

betsypaige22:

wretchedsilence:

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

"Woman has legs"

I love this so much…..

lizdexia:

anniedison:

[on snl producers telling her to straighten her hair in order to look sexier] “The irony of it was that not only did I make my hair curly on “Seinfeld” which may have been a huge mistake now that I think about it,but I enhanced the curl and made it HUGE! I wonder if that hair wasn’t some kind of reaction.I was saying: ‘Not only is this hair going to be curly, it’s going to be crazy curly. Take that, motherfucker!!’” (x)

Her Seinfeld hair is my everyday hair inspiration, to be honest. This is what I shoot for every morning and sometimes I get there and those are always the greatest days.

monumentoursetlist asked: I work at my university's bookstore and every semester one of the professors teaches 'Fight Club' and it's so exciting to see boxes of it come in and rather disappointed to see people return their rented copied or sell them back. Once I returned a copy and the student wrote the synopsis of each chapter under the heading and I freaked out. My manager said it was in otherwise fine condition so we couldn't charge her but what spoilers. How do you feel about your work being taught ?

dashconballpit:

chuckpalahniuk:

That fact that ‘Fight Club’ is being taught seems — to me — to underscore the dearth of novels that explore male issues.  The past years have given us so many books, from ‘The Color Purple’ to ‘The Joy Luck Club’ to ‘How to Make an American Quilt,’ which depict women in groups and relationship, but almost no books depicting social models for men.  That’s my two cents worth.

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mechagod:

i’m

mechagod:

i’m

I was brave, I resisted,
I set myself on fire.

 Louise Glück, from Stars (via violentwavesofemotion)

mama-de-dragones:

hard-rock-mom

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tyquil:

i feel like im watching dragon ball Z and goku is about to show up and fight final form neil degrassi tyson

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